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October 21, 2012

Fatherhood: First Impressions

Baby Clark

This past Monday, on October 15, 2012, after a protracted, thirty-hour labor, Gwyn and I welcomed our first-born son into the world. Clark William Fodder was born at 9:52 AM here in Tucson, weighing in at 7 lbs on the nose. It's strange to think of instantly loving a child, but the parenting instincts really kicked in without a problem. A few years ago, I called children parasites, as of Monday I called this one my "little buddy" and my Son. Naturally, much has changed in the past week. 

As a quick example, it's about 12:30AM on Sunday night as I sit down to write this. Clark is snoozing in his bassinet, a structure I am very much tempted to call a crate à la our Pooch Alexas. Though the hour draws late, it's really only the beginning of my night. In a surprise to no one but me, late nights over the past week have delayed my ability to do much of anything. So many friends and family had warned us about the coming dearth of sleep but I stubbornly assumed that any spawn of mine would prove the exception rather than the rule. The result of tempting these fates is that Baby Clark seems to have inherited, in manifold, my penchant for late nights. This party is just getting started.

Clark's typical "night" includes waking up around 11PM/12AM for dinner. After 10 to 15 minutes of feeding, he falls back asleep for an hour or so, before waking up for yet another meal. The scenario repeats itself until around 7AM when he finally drifts off for good until breakfast around 10AM. Sleep for me and Gwyn occurs between feedings, leaving us in a zomboid trance most of the day, mindlessly wandering between Clark's crate and the kitchen in search of coffee (brains!). 

The Mayo Clinic actually offers a number of helpful tips to soothe the disconsolate newborn, but at 4AM our ability to think rationally is usually fairly well gone. I find that I've developed a number of superstitions to help me cope with the uncertainty. My ritual when putting Clark to bed includes gently placing him in the bassinet and gingerly walking backwards as if the slightest wrong move might trigger the baby bomb's explosive mechanism. And when Clark successfully remains asleep, James Bond has nothing on this sleep deprived father. 

I'm not sure that my rituals help but like so many tricks of parenting, they impose a bit of order on what is in reality a muddled process, adding structure to something that is utterly beyond my control anyway. This is the hardest part of being a parent really. Nothing and everything is simultaneously within my control. As first-time parents, there are any number of things that could go wrong at any point and none of these exigencies are within my ambit of control (illness, acts of god, diapers that don't quite keeping exterior clothing dry, etc.). And yet all of the choices related to Clark's rearing are within my control (selecting a pediatrician, purchasing a safe car seat, buying a different brand of diaper, etc.). It's really a maddening dichotomy when you think about it.  

The crux of what I've learned in the past week is that the only way to navigate the contrariety of Fatherhood is give it the old college try. Do the best you can. Give it a go. "Keep Calm and Carry On" as the meme says. But don't get caught in the lie of believing that there's a best or even better way of doing things. For every opinion given, there are completely different schools of thought that say the opposite. So, just pick one. Everyone who has ever parented a kid and whole segments of the population who haven't, seem to have theories about the best way to swaddle a newborn. Accordingly, there are no less than ten different websites selling wares meant for swaddling newborns, with each company claiming to sell the best product for swaddling (and let's be honest, the Miracle Blanket is really the best product on the market). Yet, the same act can be accomplished by a bit of folding trickery with a receiving blanket, $10 for a pack of 4 at Target. There's no right way. Just your way. 

Anyway, in case you missed the lead I just buried, the point is just that there's really no right, better or best way to rear a kid. This realization makes me appreciate the decisions that my own parents faced when I was a child. And in retrospect, I have to say that most parents (mine included) end up doing a pretty good job - even when they've had to turn chicken shit into chicken salad.  

And so, with already 6 days on the job and roughly 6,564 days until Clark turns 18, as the hymn says, time is now fleeting, the moments are passing. Here's hoping that when the bell tolls, we'll have done a pretty good job too.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aw, enjoy Clark. He is absolutely stunning! GORGEOUS! I hope I have little ones some day! I pray grace on you for this first year especially. But you know, you are thinking about when he's 18 - so I'm sure you're fine. You called it - he is definitely a stream in the desert! Congratulations you two! -alexis

Schumes said...

Congratulations Tory! This will certainly change your life, and may it be all for the better.

Pam said...

My Dear Son, from what I have seen, you two are wonderful loving parents! Clark is in great hands. Baby Clark is precious and beautiful. He is a wonderful blessing! One day at a time, dear Son. Love you, Mom

Tory said...

@Alexis - Thanks for your kind words and prayers! I'm definitely a proud Dad :-)

@Chris - Thanks! So far so good.

@Mom - Thanks, Mother! We're working on it. It's been a lot better since he started sleeping longer. He's smiling a lot more too. Lots of fun.

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