Tonight’s BCS National Championship game was a dandy.
Particularly so, since the University of Texas and their puke orange uniforms were pummeled by the Alabama Crimson Tide 37 – 21.
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Anyone who has frequented this blog, knows well my loathing for all things related to the University of Texas. I’d recant how their fight song is “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad” but the canard is getting old by now (though their uniforms actually do resemble puke).
And so, on this auspicious occasion in the new year, yours truly will take the high road tonight. Here’s congratulating Coach Nick Saban, and the University of Alabama on a hard fought win, and their first National title since 1992.
And here’s congratulating the University of Texas on a terrific SECOND place finish in the National Championship game! Second place, after all, is kind of like winning it all.
And boy, old Colt McCoy sure played a heckuva game. Oh wait…
Update: For a moment, I thought I had heard something that was never said. After a quick check of some sports message boards, I find that I am not quite so crazy as ABC’s Brent Musburger.
Musburger had the following to say about a decisive sack by Alabama linebacker Eryk Anders on Texas QB Garrett Gilbert:
Brent Musburger: “He came in there unmolested”
[Moments later]
Brent Musburger: “And Gilbert never felt it.”
Brent Musburger = Priceless.
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3 comments:
hey douche bag who wrote this: go fuck urself u fucking piece of shit and fuck brent musberger too that little texas-hating prick. I am going to guarantee right now that Garrett Gilbert will win the heisman trophy before his college career is over and is gonna go on to win MVP at least once in the NFL. oh, and alabama clobbers Texas? as i recall it was three point game with three minutes left u fucking prick. the only reason bama won the game by 16 is because that cunt nick saban decided to run up the score like the prick he is. FUCK YOU
and the fight song is "The Eyes of Texas", our state song, you fucking dipshit. if you were to come to Texas, u'd get ur little bitch-ass whipped by anyone who read this article. and Gilbert could kick ur ass too. get ur facts straight u fucking cock-sucking, cum swallowing piece of shit and shut goddamn mouth or i'll do it for you.
Clearly the comments above were spoken with all the grace, intellect, and eloquence typical of Texas Longhorn fans...
And, here's hoping that Garrett Gilbert wins just as many Heisman trophies as Colt McCoy!
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